PYAR K SIDE EFFECT

1) kisi or ko dekh nhi skty agr dkha to shamat aa jayegi ;->

2) So k utho to musibat ko lazmi batao

3) Khana khaya ya nahi sara hisab do :->

4) Rat ko call pe lazmi baat kro wrna phr shak :/

5) Ghalti se b 12 baje k bad numb bzy gya to beta tu kam se gaya :-@

Finally banda sochta ha yar
MAiN NE PYAR Q KIYA.:-/

Isi liye to kehte hain
“THAPPAR SE DAR NAHI LAGTA SAHAB, PYAR SE LAGTA HAI”

When I ‘CRY’ no1 sees my ‘TEARS’,
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But Saala ‘Ek LADKI KE SATH GHUMO TO SARI
DUNIYA DEKHTI HAI’……..

Papa: which u like more mama or papa
kid: both

papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both

papa: if i go america and your mother go to paris. If where u go.
Kid: paris

papa: this mean u like you’r mother?
Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america.

Papa: if i go paris and you’r mother go amarica so where u go.
Kid: america

papa: why
kid: b’cuz i have been there before
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Papa: Ullu Ka Pattha

studnt :- teachr i love u so much ka kya mtlb hota hai ?

Teachr :-mai tmse bht pyar krti hu. ,

Studnt :- maine ek qustn kya kr liya ap to mere pyar me pgal ho gyi

Behan ki Rukhsati mein uska chota bhai bola: Papa, Baji ro rhi hain ,, Jiju Q nahi ro rhy???
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Papa: Beta! Baji to gate tak Royengi, lekin Jiju Qabar tak Roye ga..

Ek Pagal: Bakri pe baith ke ghoom raha tha.

2nd Pagal: Tujhe police pakdegi.

1st Pagal: Kyon?
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2nd Pagal: Tune helmet nahi pehna hai.

1st pagal: abe, niche dekh… 4 wheeler hai!

‎1 student ne MBA ka form fill krtey huwe chokidaar se poocha. Janab kesi hai yeh university?
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Chokidaar: bohat hi achi hai mein ne b yahin se MBA kiya tha :-O

.i!i. zUb! .i!i