Tag Archives: Sardar SMS
A Sardar was Caught by Police
A Sardar was caught by police:
How did u kill 30 people?
Sardar said:bs g main gaddi tez chala reya c pr jadon main brake layi te pta lgya k brekan te fail ne,
fer main samne vekhya te 1 pasay 2 bnday ja re c te dujay pasay 1 barat ja ri c.
Hun tusi dasso ma gadi kidar marda?
Police man said:Ofcourse jis trf 2 admi thay thora nuqsan hota
Sardar:bs g main v ahi sochya c pr jadon main gadi mori,gadi 1 nu te waj gai pr duja nas k barat vich war gaya..
Sardar in UK Hotel
SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs’ Mother..
“Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi”
Teacher:
“Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi”
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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sardar: English gai bhar me,
Tu Hath Ty La K wakha…
Aik Sardar Doosre Se, “Main Aur Meri Girl Friend
Aik sardar doosre se,
“Main aur meri girl friend shaadi kar rahe hain
Doosra,
“Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.???”
Sardar,
“Meri 25 Oct ko aur uski 13 Nov ko..
Srdar Park Mein Betha Tha.
Srdar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Srdar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?
Srdar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hon?
Public Toilet Mein Likha Tha
Public Toilet Mein Likha Tha
“Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hy”
Santa Ne Niche Likh Dia:
“Bas Kr K Ja Raha Hon,
Waha Pani Nhi Hy Na…
Sardar Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe
Sardar Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:
“Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling”
Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
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Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena…
Pathan: Yaar Tum Subah Se Mitti …
Pathan: Yaar tum subah se mitti khod rahe ho
Kya baat hai?
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Sardar: Yaar abba kehta hai main ne unka naam mitti me mila diya,
wohi dhoon d raha houn…
