Tag Archives: Funny Jokes
Is Main Shalwaar Wala poda konsa he???
Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?
Kisaan:yeh kapaas ka khait hai
jis se kapre banaye jaate hain
Pathan: Is main Shalwaar wala poda konsa he???
Sardar in UK Hotel
SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia
Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?
SArdar Replid: Éggs’ Mother..
“Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi”
Teacher:
“Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi”
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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sardar: English gai bhar me,
Tu Hath Ty La K wakha…
Pathan ko apni Gali Mein 1000 ka Note Mila
Pathan ko apni gali mein 1000 ka note mila jis pe likha tha
EID MUBARAK
Pathan ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikal ke wahan rakh diya aur likha
KHAIR MUBARAK..
Ammi Niklne Nai Dengi
Boy:I”ll climb da tallest mountain,
swim da deepest ocean,walk on hot coal,jst 4 u.
Girl:Can u snd me balance?
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Boy:Abi to barish hy ammi niklne nai dengi…
3 Boys Proposed a Girl
3 boys proposed a girl…!
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1st:
Mai tmhare lye apni jan dy skta hon..
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Girl:
Wo to sb kehte hain !!
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2nd:
Mai tmhare lye chand tary tor kr la skta hon…
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Girl:
Purana dailouge hy yr !!
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3rd:
Main tmhain apna Facebook password
Dy skta hon…
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Girl:
Ankho mai ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahte ho muje…
Srdar Park Mein Betha Tha.
Srdar park me betha tha.
Friend: Kya kr raha hy?
Srdar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?
Srdar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hon?
Pathan Molvi Sy Namaz Seekhny Gaya
Pathan molvi sy namaz seekhny gya,,
molvi ny us sy pucha”sana” aati hai”?
Pathan sharmaty hue
“sana” to ni aati
“GUL BIBI” kbi kbi aa jati hai..!
