Category Archives: Pathan SMS
Teachar: Aurat ki Zindagi
Teachar: Aurat ki Zindagi
“Lambi”
“Haseen”
“Hansti”
“Muskurati”
Aur
Tension se Azaad
Q hoti hai?
.
.
Pathan:
“Q K.
Aurat ka koi Biwi ni hota!
Khof Nak Andheri raat k san’nate me
Khof Nak Andheri raat k san’nate me.
1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,..
.
“bhai dekh Ghabra mt ye sub dimagh ka weham he
.
 Pathan Wathan kuch nahi hote.:-p
Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?
Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?Kisaan:yeh kapaas ka khait hai
jis se kapre banaye jaate hain
Pathan: Is main Shalwaar wala poda konsa he??? 
:-P
:-PPathan ko apni gali mein 1000 ka note mila jis pe likha tha
Pathan ko apni gali mein 1000 ka note mila jis pe likha thaEID MUBARAK
Pathan ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikal ke wahan rakh diya aur likha
KHAIR MUBARAK:-)
Pathan k Bhai k Mathe Pe Machar Betha Tha
Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha.pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya.
Baap: O begherat ye kya kia?
Pathan:bas baba hisab barabar hogaya.
Ak un ka mar gaya or ak Hamara..
Is Main Shalwaar Wala poda konsa he???
Pathan:Ye kis cheez ka khait hai?
Kisaan:yeh kapaas ka khait hai
jis se kapre banaye jaate hain
Pathan: Is main Shalwaar wala poda konsa he???
Pathan ko apni Gali Mein 1000 ka Note Mila
Pathan ko apni gali mein 1000 ka note mila jis pe likha tha
EID MUBARAK
Pathan ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikal ke wahan rakh diya aur likha
KHAIR MUBARAK..
Pathan Molvi Sy Namaz Seekhny Gaya
Pathan molvi sy namaz seekhny gya,,
molvi ny us sy pucha”sana” aati hai”?
Pathan sharmaty hue
“sana” to ni aati
“GUL BIBI” kbi kbi aa jati hai..!
