Category Archives: Funny SMS
Agr Ap Chahty HEn K Ap ka Ghr Pak ho jae
“[WAZIFA]”
Agr Ap Chahty HEn K Ap ka Ghr Pak ho jae
Ghr ME FArishty Aen
Ghr ME Brkat Ho
Ghr SE Preshani KhAtm ho jae
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Plz Ap Esa kren
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Ghr Se Nikal Jaen . . . . 
:p 
Thanks
:p ThanksAik mohabat hi nahi dunia main dard ka sabab….,
Aik mohabat hi nahi dunia main dard ka sabab….,
Darwaze wich ungli aa jave te…
O V saa kad lendi Ay,,,,
Zindagi me Agr boht Pareshan ho gaye to
Zindagi me Agr boht Pareshan ho gaye to
1 Lambi Rassi Lo Or 1 Dharakht Pe Bandh, k
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JhoOla JhOolOo
Enjoy kr Pagal Zindagi qeemti hai…:-)
Ek Nae Shadi Shuda Fauji ne apni Saas ko Hand Grenade bheja aur Likha:
Ek Nae Shadi Shuda Fauji ne apni Saas ko Hand Grenade bheja aur Likha:
Dear Saasu Maa!
Agar aap is ki Pin khench len to mujhe 3 Din ki Chutti mil jayegi…
Teachar: Aurat ki Zindagi
Teachar: Aurat ki Zindagi
“Lambi”
“Haseen”
“Hansti”
“Muskurati”
Aur
Tension se Azaad
Q hoti hai?
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Pathan:
“Q K.
Aurat ka koi Biwi ni hota!
Beta: ‘Papa, Aap Jese Mujhe Maarte ho, Wese Dadaji b Aap ko Marte thy kya ?.
Beta: ‘Papa, Aap Jese Mujhe Maarte ho, Wese Dadaji b Aap ko Marte thy kya ?.
Papa: ‘Haan bilkul…’
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Beta: ‘To ye khandani begairati kb tk Chale Gi..
Humne bari Mushkil se Apni Jan pe khel kar uski jan bachai
Humne bari Mushkil se Apni Jan pe khel kar uski jan bachai
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FARAZ
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Aur wo kehti hai k
“BHAYYA AAP TO HERO NIKLE, AUTOGRAPH DAIN NA”.
A serious msg.
A serious msg.
Khud b amal kren or dusron ko b send karen.
Plz subah k waqt Good Morning k msg na bheja karen.
Balky…
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100 ka blnc
Bhej Diya Karen
M0RNING Khud Hi GO0D Ho jaye Gi-:)
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_/ /_ kia khyal he ji
