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PYAR K SIDE EFFECT
PYAR K SIDE EFFECT
1) kisi or ko dekh nhi skty agr dkha to shamat aa jayegi ;->
2) So k utho to musibat ko lazmi batao 
3) Khana khaya ya nahi sara hisab do :->
4) Rat ko call pe lazmi baat kro wrna phr shak :/
5) Ghalti se b 12 baje k bad numb bzy gya to beta tu kam se gaya :-@
Finally banda sochta ha yar
MAiN NE PYAR Q KIYA.:-/
Isi liye to kehte hain
“THAPPAR SE DAR NAHI LAGTA SAHAB, PYAR SE LAGTA HAI” 
When I ‘CRY’ no1 sees my ‘TEARS’
When I ‘CRY’ no1 sees my ‘TEARS’,
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. When I’m ‘WORRIED’ no1 sees my ‘PAIN’, .
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. . When I’m ‘HAPPY’ no1 sees my ‘SMILE’,
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But Saala ‘Ek LADKI KE SATH GHUMO TO SARI
DUNIYA DEKHTI HAI’…….. 
Papa: which u like more mama or papa
Papa: which u like more mama or papa
kid: both
papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
papa: if i go america and your mother go to paris. If where u go.
Kid: paris
papa: this mean u like you’r mother?
Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america.
Papa: if i go paris and you’r mother go amarica so where u go.
Kid: america
papa: why
kid: b’cuz i have been there before
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Papa: Ullu Ka Pattha
Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane
Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola
bhai chod do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Fir bola,
bhai chod do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.
Hathi bhi sath chal dia
Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha
Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur choohe ko 5-6thappar mare
Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?
Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar bhi afeem Kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha…..:-P:-P
1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha
1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha
BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?
Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki..
kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.
BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.. 
⤠zUb! â¤
Ek kanjoos ko electric current laga
Ek kanjoos ko electric current laga
Uski wife:
Aap theek ha?
Kanjoos:
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Main theek hon…tu meter dekh unit kitne barhe…
⤠zUb! â¤
studnt :- teachr i love u so much ka kya mtlb hota hai ?
studnt :- teachr i love u so much ka kya mtlb hota hai ?
Teachr :-mai tmse bht pyar krti hu. ,
Studnt :- maine ek qustn kya kr liya ap to mere pyar me pgal ho gyi
Behan ki Rukhsati mein uska chota bhai bola
Behan ki Rukhsati mein uska chota bhai bola: Papa, Baji ro rhi hain ,, Jiju Q nahi ro rhy???
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Papa: Beta! Baji to gate tak Royengi, lekin Jiju Qabar tak Roye ga..
