Monthly Archives: May 2012
Banana News Network on Geo news – 31st May 2012
Banana News Network very funny tv program on Geo Tv Network, You can watch all this program episode online free on Zubi Fun Zone
Imran Khan in Capital Talk with Hamid Meer – 31st May 2012
Capital Talk looks at the challenges, issues and concerns facing Pakistan on a daily basis. The format includes a panel of renowned personalities who participate in a dialogue which contributes towards reaching feasible and practical solutions
Wife Came Home with a Goat
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
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Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Sardar Sent SMS To His BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
For Many Others To Smile
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…
GOOD MORNING
Sardar Aur Pathan Ja Rahey Thy
Sardar aur Pathan ja rahey thy
un ko 1000rs. ka not mila
Sirdar:
chalo fifty fifty ker letey hain
Pathan:
baqi 900 ka kya kren ge.
Kisi Ne Pucha Dosti Kya Hai
Kisi ne Pucha Dosti Kya hai?
Maine Kaanton Pe Chal K Bata Diya.
Puchha! Kitna Pyar Karty ho Dost ko?
Maine Pura Aasman Dikha Diya.
Puchha! Kaise Rakho gay Dosti ko?
Maine Mehkta Huwa Gulaab Dikha Diya.
Puchha! Kaise Raho gay us k Saath?
Maine Zameen par Apna Saya Dikha Diya.
