studnt :- teachr i love u so much ka kya mtlb hota hai ?

Teachr :-mai tmse bht pyar krti hu. ,

Studnt :- maine ek qustn kya kr liya ap to mere pyar me pgal ho gyi

Behan ki Rukhsati mein uska chota bhai bola: Papa, Baji ro rhi hain ,, Jiju Q nahi ro rhy???
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Papa: Beta! Baji to gate tak Royengi, lekin Jiju Qabar tak Roye ga..

Ek Pagal: Bakri pe baith ke ghoom raha tha.

2nd Pagal: Tujhe police pakdegi.

1st Pagal: Kyon?
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2nd Pagal: Tune helmet nahi pehna hai.

1st pagal: abe, niche dekh… 4 wheeler hai!

‎1 student ne MBA ka form fill krtey huwe chokidaar se poocha. Janab kesi hai yeh university?
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Chokidaar: bohat hi achi hai mein ne b yahin se MBA kiya tha :-O

.i!i. zUb! .i!i

Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
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On the map ;p

A Pimple on a Girl’s ‘FACE’
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Hurts Her More Than a ‘HEART-ATTACK’

.i!i. zUb! .i!i.

Khubsurat Larki ko phasanay k 4 Tarike Hain
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Shabash*
Mulk k Halat dekho

or

Apni begharti ki speed dekho.

.i!i. zUb! .i!i.

All Mothers think that their child is
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But .
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Only my Mom is RIGHT !